My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I think I died a long time ago.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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