See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
