There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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