I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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