come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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