Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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