You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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