She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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