Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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