For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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