why didn't you poke me back
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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