fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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