I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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