Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
