Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize