drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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