So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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