So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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