I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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