Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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