just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
