Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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