brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i think i have two assholes
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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