When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize