Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Shame - the story of my life.
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