Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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