just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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