Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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