I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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