is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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