Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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