Slut skills are useful in every country.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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