glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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