I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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