I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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