Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
This toilet bowl is my home.
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