So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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