Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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