i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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