whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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