he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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