We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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