Buhtt sex?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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