The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Couch. On fire.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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