Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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