no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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