Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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