fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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