Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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