I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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