I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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