I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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