I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just want to make out with him forever
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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