Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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