Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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