so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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